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Mantel

Mantel
Example 1
1:How are yoi doing?
2:Mantel

Example 2:
1:How was your day?
2:Mantel
by SpongeBOZZ July 30, 2017
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Mantel Shake

What occurs when stepping over a person and bagging them then shaking after. then usually repeated or you dismount.
"I was mantel shaking the guy over there, he liked it"
"My girlfriend hates it when i mantel shake in front of her"
by Mysterious creeper May 20, 2010
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Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."
by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023
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Amish Mantel

A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.

Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.
Man, look at the spinner. I'd like to build an Amish Mantel.
by Alejandro Lupus August 1, 2010
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Dust'n the Mantel

Dusting off the mantel to put your trophy on it.
"I'm dust'n the mantel" Trash talking to someone when you're about ready to win a game and bring home a trophy for the mantel!
by Shawnpdx November 8, 2023
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Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
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The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022
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