First boxer in the history of boxing to win 7 titles in 7 weight divisions (Super Flyweight, Super bantamweight, Super featherweight, Lightweight, Super Lightweight, Welterweight).
Boxing's only eight-division world champion and only five-division lineal champion. Despite being a first ballot future Hall-of-Famer, he is so naive to think that he has a shot at winning the presidency in his native country, the Philippines. He does not have the capability of running a country as evidenced by his poor performance as being a senator.
A country's president should be a learned individual who knows how to run a country so if you dream to become the leader of your country, don't be a Manny Pacquiao!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).