man taco 

when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina.

Also called a mangina

"I thought I was gonna bust a gut when that wack job in Silence of the Lambs danced in front of the mirror admiring his man taco."

man taco by pseudonym September 18, 2004

wee-man taco stand 

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.

Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.

wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007

mexi-man taco 

when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass

jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice

mexi-man taco by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010

tiny taco man 

Short hispanic dude whos chilling with the platoon

Hey Branch you are a tiny taco man.

tiny taco man by j76815 March 27, 2019

Taco Man 

A super hero with a mustache, diguised as a taco that uses his taco powers to repel evil.

Taco Man by Hill Man February 12, 2006

Taco-man 

Hiding outside the Taco Bell drive through and stealing someone's food when the employee hands it out the window. when running away it is necesary to yell "TACO MAN!!!"

hey, lets Taco-man tonight.

Taco-man by pinman09 March 28, 2007

Taco man 

A man covered in tacos

I need a taco man

Taco man by Eric davenport October 12, 2018