man on a mission 

A situation when a young gentleman or teenager is in search to ask out a specific girl in mind out on date, a special event, etc. Asking out the girl requires planning, thought, timing, and above all: balls. This in its entirety is the mission. For the males, it is a risk asking out that girl because experiencing a rejection can be a very humbling experience for the male ("Dammit" by Blink182 describes this). However, if the girl says no, the mission is not over or failed - the mission can only be accomplished that is when the first girl says yes.

Dude 1: "Hey! Did you here he's gonna ask her to prom today!?"

Dude2: " Yeah, he's a man on a mission. As a bro, I wished him luck."

Bro 1: "Oh snap! Did he just get rejected?" Bro 2: "No... he's a on a mission, and it has just begun.

man on a mission by ManOn-a-Mission March 1, 2013

Man on a mission 

An indian man (because of the red dots on their heads.). Can often be found in groups, known as a 'SWAT Team'. If it is an area where you are surrounded by men/women on missions, you have found yourself in 'Mission HQ'. If they're in a hurry, they are on an 'epic mission'. If they look angry, they're on a 'vengeance mission.' If you find one working at 7-11, they're 'working undercover'.

Guy 1: Shit, check out that man on a mission... looking like an epic mission. Damn he looks mad... At least he's gone though...

Guy 2: I wouldn't be so sure man, look *points around*. SWAT Team over there, man on epic mission there, man on a vengeance mission...

Guy 1: FUCK D: We're surrounded! Run for that 7-11!

Guy 2: NO MAN! They're undercover in there, you know better than that!

Guy 1: RUN FOR IT MAN!

Man on a mission by The Reverend Tholomew Plague January 3, 2010

Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission 

A controversial statement made by President Donald Trump in response to North Korea's recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the United States...

Trump: The Rocket Man is on a suicide mission.
Me: Hmm...catchy but debatable statement...

Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012