Man Tears

Many female love to see man tears and drink it
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Man Tears

When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears
John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax
by TJwins February 08, 2010
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Man Tears

When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.
My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.
by jaybo sampsonite February 04, 2013
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Man Tears

(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."
male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"
by Paris Kiivett August 20, 2011
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She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears
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Man tears

Man tears are reserved for those of great despair that one such man cannot help.
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hayden saved his man tears for when he heard of lucy's disease, a situation in which he could offer no help
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A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
by MAlexBr January 16, 2008
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