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Broke Man Diet Plan 

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

Poor man's diet 

When one eats less than satisfactory food due to poverty rather than to become skinny. Often consists of food like Top Ramen. College students are often victims of the poor man's diet.
Person A: Dude, there's nothing but microwave dinners in your freezer.

Person B: Yeah, I had to go on the poor man's diet after I bought my new couch.
Poor man's diet by Emilee J. December 22, 2008

Poor Man's Diet 

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread
Poor Man's Diet by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

Man-fatkins diet 

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.
"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"