A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.
The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.
by The_Big_Sexy August 6, 2005
by qnh12 July 7, 2018
by SwitchBlade May 29, 2006
Usually an extremely attractive teenage boy exceeding all expectations. Probably the best type of guy for a girl and the name says it all. The pussy literally crawls to him... Most boys envy him because the attention is drawn to him. The word van itself literally translates into a sex master. Girls want a pussy man van
by Portabellamushroom December 15, 2013
by dsdg September 12, 2004
"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"
"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
by Fistlord88 April 8, 2015
A man da is drive a zr and foop school girls. Sometimes they bull and are known as the most ignorant drivers in Badbados
Yeww I lef school the other day and the van man say if I int got van fare then we gaw foop
I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver
I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver
by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021