A huge Hungarian slut who loves dick in her ass. Typically older than fifty but has the energy of a sex crazed panther. Will fit as many dicks as possible in as many holes as possible. Most have a skinny ass faggot grandson who sucks dick at life that films her in all of her movies. Don't let there brittle body fool you they will take until they bleed. Also the powdered breast milk seems weird but acts as a great lube. Once you break the crust around the vagina you don't even notice that it is older than you are. If her vagina stanks just pull off some back wrinkles and make a makeshift pussy. They're usually the ones who starts the origies in most nursing homes. You can't believe how moist that crusty vagina can get. After sex you can make a nice loaf of bread from their twenty year old yeast infection. Remember to be courteous and change her adult diaper when you're finished.
by I63 May 28, 2014
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An insult that when asking "who's joe*" you become a disappointment to society and you burn in bruh moment hell
Guy 1: I see Joe
Guy 2: who's joe
Guy 1: JOE MAMA
*instantly becomes disowned and lives rest of life in shame
Guy 2: who's joe
Guy 1: JOE MAMA
*instantly becomes disowned and lives rest of life in shame
by Joe Mama 69420 October 23, 2019
If you are reading this chances are you asked who joe is. By doing this you have made your brain ten times smaller and you are no longer a functioning member of society. You have disappointed the gods and you will live the rest of your life in a bruh moment. Side effects of asking who joe is might include death.
Friend#1: Do you know who joe is?
Friend#2:who’s joe???
Friend#1:you fool you moron you absolute buffoon you have fallen right into my trap!!! You want to know who joe is? Why he is JOE MAMA!!!
Friend#2: NANI!! MY BRAIN IT IS SHRINKING *dies*
Friend#1: ah ha! Taste defeat you fool!
Friend#2:who’s joe???
Friend#1:you fool you moron you absolute buffoon you have fallen right into my trap!!! You want to know who joe is? Why he is JOE MAMA!!!
Friend#2: NANI!! MY BRAIN IT IS SHRINKING *dies*
Friend#1: ah ha! Taste defeat you fool!
by Microwave man September 18, 2019
A certified "come mierda" with hardcore homosexual tendencies. Synonyms include: "mamalon", " tolete-lover", "singado", y "come-culo". Look up Derek C Leon for picture perfect example of a "mama tranca".
by Sr. Soplado November 13, 2014
Radio Host: "And now let's go back to the good days, before the music died, Dear Mama by 2Pac, the best song ever."
by Zagga Zow June 10, 2008
a local music teacher at Logan hocking middle school possibly born in 1807 witch explain why jimmy crack corn is her favorite song.
by Hi welcome to chillys March 15, 2019