It was a malin
by Couchie911 June 15, 2011
by Thomas Manning November 26, 2010
A Maline is secretly a snail with thick, stumpy legs and long, furry feelers whose birth name was Quentin, but who changed it when she entered the Witness Protection Program.
Person 1: Holy shit, is that a Maline?
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
Person 2: (stroking their beard thoughtfully) Hmm, it might just be.
by skrinkladadoo May 27, 2009
some fake vsco girl who will hate you for no reason and turn your friends against you. she'll make up lies so you look like the bad person. she flirts with every guy in the school and is the biggest thot ever. she hangs out with all the 8th grade hoes. she wears the same thing every day and her parents but her anything she wants. she's a spoiled brat!
by ligma ballsak October 24, 2019
Red, itchy bumps or patches all over the buttocks and penis. This skin problem that often begins as a teenager as chapped butt cheeks and scaly patches on the penis. Rash can cause penis to retreat (turtle) inside and will cause further irritation.
by cdawgy June 12, 2007
A girl who often has sex business with a guy named Leif. She loves horses more than a person should love a horse. But she loves Leif more than anything in the world. A Malin just could'nt live without her horses or Leif.
by rowzäää November 26, 2010