by katiebangbangs March 16, 2008
1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.
2)Any person obsessed with the army
3)A man who is a little bit gay
2)Any person obsessed with the army
3)A man who is a little bit gay
1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.
2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!
3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!
2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!
3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!
by dan258 December 9, 2003
He's really good at baseball. He's in the majors.
by 1jack1 April 14, 2018
Major has joined the game
Major(1) has joined the game
PERSON WITH CLAN TAG: OMG, THIS SERVER IS FULL OF NOOBS.
Major(1) has joined the game
PERSON WITH CLAN TAG: OMG, THIS SERVER IS FULL OF NOOBS.
by Pomato October 9, 2006
Is most likely a transgender (female to male) who has nothing better to do and is remarkably ugly like seriously she also has a very short temper line and can be a total duche bag somtimes.
by Bruh, what's yo deal? October 24, 2018
It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
by Doses of Happiness July 1, 2019
I would say probably the worst kind of depression out. Being lost, empty, weak, energy deprived ALL the time. Like your there. Just not totally there. Almost like your body is separate from your conscious, which is somewhere else, dark cold and alone. While your body is out in the moment of life trying to smile and not let people realize how lifeless you really are.
I have major depression
by mileslikesmemes January 7, 2018