In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
by randy Farris April 08, 2011
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The best thing in the world the weirdest thing ever the worst thing ever a thing that is so kick ass u have no idea what to call it a person who has the best fucking personality that u can not describe them use the word majestical.
" Hey bro he has such a kick ass butt"
" no he has the most majestical butt"
by [stuff] February 12, 2019
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Contrary to popular belief, majesticness IS in fact a word. It is a derivative of the word majestic. When something or someone is majestic, they are full of majesticness. It’s like, a magical substance that makes someone, in fact, magestic.
Bill and Ted, From Bill and Ted’s Excellent Advendture, are so full of majesticness that they were chosen to save the universe.

The yarn emoji is magical, it’s like, full of power and magesticness. 🧶🧶🧶🧶🧶
by 🧶🧶🧶 May 20, 2019
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turkey, cheese, pesto sandwich (with brown bread or bagel) toasted

"marsh, i'm having a majestic craving..."
by justcalm down December 09, 2006
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Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.
I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.
by Carlos Mack December 10, 2007
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