Anybody who has played a single souls game, warthunder, cup head, getting over it, osu, LOL, overwatch, FNF, warzone, cold war, tarkov, dahood players, and Undertale series. Being maidenless is the equivalent to having "No Bitches".
"Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

Without guidance, without the strength of runes, and without an invitation to the Roundtable Hold...

You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity."
by OKVBOKODS March 24, 2022
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The act of having no females, popularized by an npc in the game Elden Rings.
Person 1: "I got 99 problems but a maiden ain't one"
Person 2: "Your maidenless, doing maidenless task gtfo".
by Thatphilosophygamer March 19, 2022
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The lack of having maidens.

A prime example of Maidenless man is Mr MCCARROLL
Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed
by donquavious higglebottom March 24, 2022
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You seen that guy Ryan Down”
“Yeah he maidenless
by Avocado 6942069 March 19, 2022
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The act of having no female interactions outside of fictional characters.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm going to propose to the girl of my dreams
Guy 2: What girl? You only ever stay in your room
Guy 1: Nah man, I'm going to propose to Ranni
Guy 2: Oh, I should have known. You fool don't you realise that Ranni is a fictional character. You will still be maidenless
by BitsAndB0Bs October 20, 2023
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