i call mahogany

A type of foolishness or shenanigan

That's crazy!

I know! I call mahogany!!

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017

mahogany shower

The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.

I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.

by XXX.TSS July 5, 2018

Mahogany Box Rot

Niamhs box is wooden and rotten

Niamhs box is infested with Mahogany Box Rot

by sayrz May 7, 2008

mahogany music maker

One’s asshole

Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!

by HammerLife June 22, 2023

Mahogany Armchair

A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.

Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.

Person 2: That's so clutch!!

by Astro99 July 16, 2022

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.

“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”

by King of the west June 15, 2022