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Magic Hour

1. (noun) A period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. Usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. When coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.

2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
“Hey dude, did you see who Melvin hooked up with last night? She was HUGE!!”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."

“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
by Tyler McNasty June 20, 2010
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Magic hour

The hour after any form of exercise, long or short, where you can eat anything you want to and it instantly turns into muscle.

Disclaimer: following this rule may have a serious muscle building power effect
John: I feel great after that calorie burning power workout, now pass me that Mcdonalds

Jeff: Dude, you're gonna ruin your workout with all those fats!

John: It's the magic hour my friend...MAGIC HOUR....bring on the muscle!
by elratboyo May 4, 2010
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magic hour

The time of day, usually late afternoon, when the sun hits and everything is golden. It's the perfect time to take pictures when the lighting is right.
I took her picture at magic hour, she looked enchanting.
by My Pseudonym January 5, 2006
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magic hour

4 o'clock PM. The hour before 5PM. On an analog clock, the big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the 4. The most magical time of the work day--hence the name "magic hour".
SWEET! it's the magic hour, time to slack off for an hour.
by Rod Roddy April 25, 2007
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Magic hour

A period of time where dirtball does nothing and wins at warzone
Let’s get another magic hour victory
by Whoseeedat October 23, 2020
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Magichound

Some kid from RealmGX (www.realmgx.com) that thinks he is awesome at hacking, but really he is just a jew and isn't worth the time of laughing at. He tries to say he's 15 but he's just 10, he hasn't even dropped yet. And lives by homosexuals and hates Davo818 (Some Christian guy that thinks 2PAC is still alive) Anyway - he sucks and talks like a 5 year old. And talks shit to Falc0, but we all know Falc0 > Magichound.
Falc0 : Dude, you're so fucking immature.

Magichound : BUT 1 CAN HACK MYSELF 0UT 0F A P4P3R B4G L0LZ!!1!!!

Davo818 : Uhm, 2PAC is still alive!

Falc0 : Davo, what the fuck does 2PAC have to do with this?

Davo818 : Uh..uh...BAN SHS! qq!!
by SHS January 5, 2005
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