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Magic Hour 

1. (noun) A period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. Usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. When coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.

2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
“Hey dude, did you see who Melvin hooked up with last night? She was HUGE!!”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."

“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
“Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
Magic Hour by Tyler McNasty June 20, 2010
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Magic hour 

The hour after any form of exercise, long or short, where you can eat anything you want to and it instantly turns into muscle.

Disclaimer: following this rule may have a serious muscle building power effect
John: I feel great after that calorie burning power workout, now pass me that Mcdonalds

Jeff: Dude, you're gonna ruin your workout with all those fats!

John: It's the magic hour my friend...MAGIC HOUR....bring on the muscle!
Magic hour by elratboyo May 4, 2010

magic hour 

The time of day, usually late afternoon, when the sun hits and everything is golden. It's the perfect time to take pictures when the lighting is right.
I took her picture at magic hour, she looked enchanting.
magic hour by My Pseudonym January 5, 2006

magic hour 

4 o'clock PM. The hour before 5PM. On an analog clock, the big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the 4. The most magical time of the work day--hence the name "magic hour".
SWEET! it's the magic hour, time to slack off for an hour.
magic hour by Rod Roddy April 25, 2007

Magic hour 

A period of time where dirtball does nothing and wins at warzone
Let’s get another magic hour victory
Magic hour by Whoseeedat October 23, 2020

Magichound 

Some kid from RealmGX (www.realmgx.com) that thinks he is awesome at hacking, but really he is just a jew and isn't worth the time of laughing at. He tries to say he's 15 but he's just 10, he hasn't even dropped yet. And lives by homosexuals and hates Davo818 (Some Christian guy that thinks 2PAC is still alive) Anyway - he sucks and talks like a 5 year old. And talks shit to Falc0, but we all know Falc0 > Magichound.
Falc0 : Dude, you're so fucking immature.

Magichound : BUT 1 CAN HACK MYSELF 0UT 0F A P4P3R B4G L0LZ!!1!!!

Davo818 : Uhm, 2PAC is still alive!

Falc0 : Davo, what the fuck does 2PAC have to do with this?

Davo818 : Uh..uh...BAN SHS! qq!!
Magichound by SHS January 5, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026