Although generally very caring and gentle, with a goofy side shown to those trusted that shines brighter than the sun, Maggie has a reserved side. Whether hidden by jokes and a pretty face or in plain sight, it can be very intense. She can be very tolerant, but if you get her angry or mess with her friends she can tear you to pieces with a single stare or a slap across the face. Hugs are abundant, and make sure you're genuine. Although complicated at first glance, if you get past it she is extremely passionate, especially if you get her "in the mood". If she seems distant, she's probably contemplating something extremely complex and interesting, in her own world, thinking of life between the sheets, or asking herself random questions. Be careful, because once you hurt her she will ache for a long time under the surface. If she has a crush on you, make sure to make your social media public so she can look at every post just like she wants, and don't be afraid to make a move, because she'll always be understanding and willing to scoop you up in an embrace. (From a Maggie!)
"Did you see Maggie (Margaret)? She yelled at him so loudly he left with his tail between his legs!"
"Did you hear about what she said to Maggie? She looks.... broken."
"Holy crap, she's been stalking him every minute of the day for a week!"
"Did you hear about what she said to Maggie? She looks.... broken."
"Holy crap, she's been stalking him every minute of the day for a week!"
by oppressivewombat July 16, 2017
Lord maggie is a mythical creature living in the woods of Norway. He is half computer half man. He only feasts on virgin blood. Normally living in a basement near you attached to a computer. He only comes out once every 100 years to eat. Lord Maggie is love Lord Maggie is life.
by lord maggie's big helper April 7, 2015
Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.
by G-Union February 24, 2004
To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.
Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.
by HRH Satan November 29, 2009
this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and compassionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it's unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she's very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind...
Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
by hawke-attack December 12, 2011
A badass female character married to Glenn Rhee in The Walking Dead who has gone through so much but still continues to stay strong. She is played by the beautiful Lauren Cohan and was first introduced in season 2 when Carl Grimes was accidentally shot.
Person 1: "Have you watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead yet?"
Person 2: "Yes, but I am still confused as to if Maggie Rhee is still pregnant."
Person 1: "Same here. I have been wondering that for a while."
Person 2: "Yes, but I am still confused as to if Maggie Rhee is still pregnant."
Person 1: "Same here. I have been wondering that for a while."
by dwingabistol February 11, 2019