a crazed person, whether they are under the influence of alcohol or drugs. They have a non stop motor, and will get messed up at all costs. They party like rock stars and fight like warriors. There is no stopping them from doing what they want to do.
Nick is a machine! Did you see him take down that bottle of Jack and take outthat pack of idiots? Laino is the Machine!
by Mmmmmmmmmmmm November 1, 2006
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A complicated system created for a specific job either manual or automatic.
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A word that is at once Chinese, French, and English
Machine ~ Ma Chine = My China
A patriotic code word used among the most esoteric
Yeah, China had the most gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics. #Machine!!!
by HeyCatchThis December 30, 2020
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A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.
I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.
by probablement January 27, 2012
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Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.
You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.
by The Original Agahnim October 10, 2021
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a perfect, non mistake entity with no social life. Can adapt to any situation to be the best at all costs.
by Wang chung December 3, 2004
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Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.
by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022
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