Skip to main content

Help ma' Boab 

Scottish term really only ever heard spoken by characters within the pages of Oor Wullie. Can translate to mean roughly "Goodness gracious me!"
Help ma' Boab a jist aboot fucked ma heid aff ae the lamp post!
Help ma' Boab by scottie boy April 18, 2008

I broke ma boat 

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
I broke ma boat by met388 August 19, 2009

smoke ma boab

to perform the art of fellatio, smoke as in a fat cuban cigar, boab scottish slang term for the trouser snake.can also be used as boab smoker a la cock sucker
hey beautiful, wanna smoke ma boab

fuck off u filthy boab smoker
smoke ma boab by Kell fae September 16, 2005

help ma' boab 

The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.
Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!

Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?

Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'
help ma' boab by drmoooo March 23, 2011

sheik ma boaby 

A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.

A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.
sheik ma boaby by Splocious August 5, 2023

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026