by pyro_bushbaby May 3, 2005
The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).
by SmoothyBoothy June 30, 2008
Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
by buckonz February 28, 2010
Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."
Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."
Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."
Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.
*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!
Joey: My nipples are offended.
*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!
by LuxLupis February 13, 2013
A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.
Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!
Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!
Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?
by TickleMyNipple September 18, 2008
by Anul Succ September 17, 2017
When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps
by Jack the cranked December 6, 2017