Men With Crushes On LeBron. Adjective. Describes men who have a girl-next-door like infatuation with LeBron James. They will defend LeBron to the death, lets be real, they'd probably take a bullet for him. There have been reported cases of MWCOL crying when Dwayne Wade is given credit for a win.

Rick: Man, how great was LeBron last night!
Max: What are you talking about, the Heat lost, and LeBron went 0-12 in the 4th quarter
Rick: He had a triple double do you know nothing about basketball?!?! LeBron is the greatest basketball player ever!
Max: Oh, you're a MWCOL *kicks Rick in the shins*

MWCOL by Bordwell December 7, 2011

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MWCOL • Micol • mycole • macolyte • Mccollum • McCollumed • mcol • mcolliphigatious • mwol • Macolini

to pull a mcwolf

To fall asleep (usually while doing something)

Tom: I can't believe you had to pull a mcwolf on us yesterday!
John: What? I don't remember that.
Tom: Exactly! You were asleep

to pull a mcwolf by AlShaytan October 26, 2020

Micol

A gorgeous woman. Brilliant, charming, sweet, beautiful, fun. Lucky the man who can win her heart!

Wow what a Micol!

Does Micol means Nicole?
Does Sarah means Julia??

Micol by abodrock November 28, 2011

mccollister

A gentleman who has no balls, lacks a spine, and shows many distinct characteristics of a fragile snowflake.

Tony was crying after being tackled in a football game. He is such a Mccollister.

mccollister by JudasMcCollister March 23, 2017

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

Reverse Macology by EazyEli February 24, 2017

McCollege

A university in which more than half of the classes take place online and offer expedited degrees in practical real-world career fields.

Bob : I got four Bachelors degrees in Marketing, Healthcare Administration, Information Technology, and Visual Communications plus a Master's degree in Human Resources Administration...in just one year!

Jeff: Sounds like you learned a lot in McCollege! So, tell me Bob, what are you doing with all that knowledge?"

Bob: makin' candles.

McCollege by Phred February 23, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026