When a dog or a feral human leaves a bright yellow mustard colored flat turd on the dirt or pavement of any west coast metropolitan city. Shaped like a disc about the size of your hand with the consistency of pancake mix. It will harden with sunshine and proper cement temperatures.
Bowie is so sick, he keeps laying mustard cookies in the bushes and the hobo keeps spatuala’ing them up and using them as flatbread for his cheese and salami. By Dr. Lepper and co.
by Dr. Lepper October 22, 2025
Get the MUSTARD COOKIEmug.