Mumpties

slightly bruised banana, grown in the Tuna Town of Adelaide.

E! What the fuck r u fucking mumpties doing

by MARTAN LUTHOR PRINCE November 10, 2010

mumpty

A word that is used to call someone a moron and a numpty at the same time.

DAN: 2+2 = 5
TEACHER: YOU ABSOLUTE MUMPTY

by HSWRITES February 26, 2022

Mumpty

A Mumpty is a Mum who is far cooler than normal Mums. A Mumpty never tells you to turn your music down, likes your friends, gets pissed with you, provides you with money for extra curricular activities and doesn't set a curfue.

I told Mumpty I wasn't coming back for tea tonight.

Mumpty's coming to the pub with us tonight.

by KizzieShadows December 28, 2009

mumpty

A storage area in a house, usually on the top floor.

The mumpty has become all dusty...we need to clear it up.

by mumpty lover May 13, 2005

mumpty

A storage area, usually consists of one whole group.

Eg: The mumpty upstairs needs sorting out.

by Mumpty lover March 13, 2005

mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025