by Pimp_Guy666 June 04, 2004
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
by Bartleby February 15, 2005
The only man that can look Chuck Norris in the eye and not die instantly, Due to his high levels of Awesome.
Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar, which immediately exploded. That level of Awesome cannot be contained in anything.
by Fencing Dude July 08, 2006
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Played plane fearing, milk drinking, ass kicking BA Baracus in the A Team.
Pitied fools and tried to present a good role model to chilren at the same time.
Produced the world's best motivational video, which everyone should live their lives by, includes sections on how to recoup after doing something absoludicrous and what to do if your friends find alcohol and cigarettes in a bin, get instantly high and offer some to you (peer pressure).
Owner of huge amounts of jewellery.
Pitied fools and tried to present a good role model to chilren at the same time.
Produced the world's best motivational video, which everyone should live their lives by, includes sections on how to recoup after doing something absoludicrous and what to do if your friends find alcohol and cigarettes in a bin, get instantly high and offer some to you (peer pressure).
Owner of huge amounts of jewellery.
by James Haskin March 05, 2006
Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose