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The most awesome man ever. He pitied da foo and liked to bust foo's haids.
Foo: Hey.
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba-jabba, foo, fo' I bust yo haid!
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A Nubian powerhouse who fought cancer and beat it so bad, he has pitied it ever since. Mr. T is a former boxer, wrestler, bouncer and current actor who's regular arm-wrestling matches with Chuck Norris and Till Lindemann have been responsible for both the recent Japanese Earthquakes near Fukusima and the Somalia drought respectively. Mr. T is one of the most powerful and compassionate men in history, both crushing and pitying his aversaries with equal measure. He is also humble, allowing Sylvester Stallone to put hands on him briefly to facilitate the filming of Rocky III. Do not, however, think of him as soft... Throughout the filming of The A-Team, he flat out refused to tolerate mental illness in Murdoch, considering it a weakness, stating throughout the series that he unequivocately "pitties the foo'". Mr. T is also a true humanitarian who gave nearly all his gold necklaces (Enough to smother an Egyptian Pharoah 3-times over) away after helping with the Hurricane Katrina cleanup effort. In short - A Total Fucking Legend.
In the time you took to read this, Mr. T built a tank out of two milk cartons, three lawn-darts, a tube of lubricant and a beat-up old 80's van. He then drove said tank through the reinforced doors of a burning barn in South America and managed to topple a paramilitary dictator without actually killing anyone. The fuck have YOU done today?
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Moronic Rattle Throwers.

A new breed of the male species, born from the 21st century's metro-sexuality whereby the man in question is hyper sensitive and overly in touch with his emotions but too mentally stunted to express these through civilised means.

Asides from their good grooming/hygiene and sense of style, the metrosexual man also enjoys regular lengthy conversations, or "deep and meaningful's" to convey their most heartfelt emotions.

It is here however where the similarities end, a classic MRT will forgo the DM's in favour of a more childlike approach to conflict, in the form of what popular culture has named a Mantrum, hence the rattle throwing reference.
Allison : I forgot to return Gustavs call last week and now the little weiner is ignoring all of my messages.

Shaniqua : Gurrrrl, that's a classic case of MRT, Yo !

Allison : I agree Shaniqua, I agree.
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The lesser known name of one Sergeant Bosco "B.A." Baracus, of the A Team. B.A. was actually a swell guy who enjoyed helping orphans. Unlike most grunts, he had uncanny technical skills, once constructing and fitting timing chains to a machine gun mounted to fire through the propeller of a biplane. B.A. was remarkably insensitive to pain. Once, his sort of nemesis, Hannibal Smith, injected him with animal tranquilizers in the neck without B.A. even realizing it.
B.A. Baracus, aka Mr.T., likes to kick the snot out of bad guys, but not seriously injure them. He can fire a thousand rounds from a single magazine and not kill anyone.
by Bothar the Magnificent November 20, 2007
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The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'.
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T.
Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'.
Pain!
'Speed walking? I pity you fool!'

Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information.

The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!!

During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.
by Jeremy Jonusas October 08, 2008
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the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.

the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.

the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.

the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.

just by reading this, you are pitied by him.

his name is Mr. T.
'I PITY THE FOOL!'

russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!
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