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Mole Rat

1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.

2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
by Martin the mole rat February 4, 2009
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A weird lookin buck tooth Hillbilly that looks like she got ran over multiple times.The got chewed up and spat out.
My teacher at Big Spring Middle school looks like a Mole rat Maybe it's the eyes maybe it's the nose
by Rainbowlover_69 March 13, 2017
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an ugly girl thats skinny as shit and has no body whats so ever its all bone .. the prudest girl you'll ever meet and also fakes about doing shit with guys . she talks to more than one guy atonce she mainly prefers MEXICANS. nothing uglier comes to mind when uou hear the name justice. she has no ass or boobs. she tends to get on girls bad sides so they can beat her ass (hopefully soon) she trys to steeal girls boyfriends but she wont put out so they so oh hell no. she has the ugliest teeth and loves rainbow hair
ew look at the mole rat it reminds me of a justice.
by pr3++y wh1+3 g1rl August 6, 2011
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A skanky rat that lurks in children’s closets
AAAGGGHHH A mole rat!!!
by Roblox ooooffff June 18, 2019
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A mole rat is when you look at someone called Mikayla Grace Pettit. That’s when you see a mole rat
Tara: ewww what is that ugly thing over there

Kylee: oh that’s the mole rat mikayla
by Kylee Padgett January 16, 2020
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The most elite type of rat there is known to man kind
wow look at that mole rat over there, it’s amazing
by scotty Ellsworth June 4, 2020
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mole rat dude

Usually a male with a very high iq, but is restricted from using his intelligence by his severe autism and speech impediment. Paces around a lot and always looks uneasy or awkward.
"Wow mole rat dude is really doing my fucking head in today."
by thicc0ck November 15, 2017
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