MILF monster

A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.

Dick: dude, that chick over there is a MILF monster!
Bob: i know right?

by Da flying MILF Monster! April 18, 2011

Milkmonster

The Milkmonster is a large landbound animal which is characterised by it's ability to consume massive amounts of milk without any gastronomic consequences or concern for others who may wish to keep some of said milk for their own consumption.

Upon finding a supply of milk to have been suddenly and inexplicably exhausted:
"Dear God no! The Milkmonster has struck again!!"

by [e-mail] July 24, 2006