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MIDF is an acronym for Muslim Internet Defense Force. It is generally used to describe people who support Muslims instead of Jews and are trying to promote pro-Muslim views. Is commonly used in places such as 4chan on posts and threads involving topics related to Islam, Muslims, Israel and Jews. MIDF is the spinoff of the original meme, "JIDF" (Jewish Internet Defense Force)
"Why don't you support Israel?"

"I just don't think we should support Israel because it is causing tensions and political unrest in the Middle East."

"MIDF detected."
MIDF by Lulz guy October 24, 2012
Words you can keep
Mother or friends mother that you already fucked
She would be a milf but she’s a midf cause I happened to already bang her
MIDF by Motherrfuckerr February 21, 2021
Related Words
it is like milf except with a d so it is mom i did fuck instead of mom id like to fuck
dood that chick is a midf or ur mom is a midf
midf by Will Hemmert December 28, 2005
Like the fore mentioned milf , this word originates from those who like the older generation meaning "mum i did fuck"
Oh you know that milf well she is now a midf
midf by Nick T October 14, 2004
a midfag is a term used from 4chan.

a midfag is a fag from 4chan that has been around for a decent amount of time, but not enough to be an oldfag.
Anon1: GTFO newfag!
Anon2: Stfu turd! you cant even triforce! gtfo my 4chan!
Anon1: Lol you midfag.
midfag by Bob rogers midfag December 8, 2009
in the middle of a fuck
Dude i was fucking this chick and I answered my cellphone midfuck.
midfuck by Adam (Erb) Ebady December 20, 2008
A midfend is someone who isn’t exactly a friend but just a normal person to you. Its not a BFF but also not an enemy. A midfend is also not a stranger but some one you know long enough but still just have nothing to doo with
The other girl in my class is not a friend but a midfend.
Midfend by Gauri Samantha August 9, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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