Miambi

Now hold'up did you just google what a Miambi is?! Shhhiiie boy, she's a Bambi that shed its lil doe fur and emerged as a hornless unicorn. You see her in every flower, she's the bubble in a glass of champagne.

Man 1 : Is that a bird?!
Woman : No it's a plane!!!
Man 2 : NO, IT'S A HECKING WILD MIAMBI

Miambi by Alibaba420/69/24/7 July 7, 2019

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami 

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

hotline miami

A hyper violent top down neon 16bit shooter where you receive mysterious phone calls to eliminate the russian mafia in Miami, FL

Do you like hurting people? Then this is the game for you.

David: Have you played hotline Miami?

John: Oh I love that PAYDAY DLC

David: No John, No

hotline miami by BootlegRenard June 19, 2015

Miami Shit Machine 

Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.

Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.

Gallant: ...

Miami Shit Machine by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

miami sprinkler 

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Miami skin fade 

A skin fade haircut you receive right before taking a plane to Miami, on your genitals.

Bro I’m so stoked to get this Miami skin fade. I’ve never had one before.

Miami skin fade by LeonVonGradwitz January 31, 2019

Miami pimp smack 

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

Miami pimp smack by da trick biatch November 28, 2005