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MIS Bureau of Investigation is a team of highly trained agents, who while maintaining the cover of school students have doxed various targets and successfully completed all their missions. The team is thought to consist of 12 members, but there have been rumours of an inner much darker and scarier circle. You do not, and I repeat, DO NOT mess with the MBI, they can destroy your digital reputation. If you hear the name, you shall tremble with terror.

The MBI has allegedly been shut down, but some say that legends never die.
Nada: What the fuck, the MBI is a fucking joke!
Godly voice: When they are done with you, all that will remain of you is nada.
Nada: *trembles to death*
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by Godly Voice September 19, 2019
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Apr 16 Word of the Day
"allow it" means to just leave something alone, or don't worry about it. People in West London say this quite often.
Ahmed: Wanna walk to the station?
Joseph: Nah, allow it blud, can't be arsed, I'mma get the bus.
by ak47 February 27, 2004
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Milwaukee's Best Ice, 5.9% alcohol by volume. an economy beer made by miller. cheap beer that gets you very shitfaced. 24oz cans usually go for somewhere near a dollar, but dont go too crazy cuz these badboys pack a sloppy drunk and a mean hangover
"man i just put down my 7th MBI kingcan"
(which is a subtitle, cuz after 7 nothing remotely useful is coming out of your mouth at all)
by cshabby February 21, 2009
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BP: Dude, why are your hands in your pants?

Ronnie: C'mon bro... mbi
by Polizzi February 27, 2011
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Acronym for a German-language song called "Mein Besseres Ich" ("My Better Me") by the artist Protagonist. Commonly used as a hashtag in social web (e.g. on twitter) for posts and comments referring to all kinds of human behavior of acting particualarly individualistic or "more special" than others. The song the hashtag is referring to satirically addresses the very same behavior in its lyrics.
"I hate people extensively posting pictures of themselves on Instagram #MBI"

"Immer diese arroganten Selbstdarsteller #MBI"

"Hipsterism is over #MBI"
by jmg_88 January 25, 2014
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Me and my crew are part of MBI because, we are Fre$h
by Ms.RatedChickX3 January 24, 2012
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It stands for Monkey Brain Indicator and its for when you put an indicator that shows exactly where to jump in the video game Geometry Dash
you put MBIs in your level? cringe...
by emiloogi March 27, 2021
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