by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015
Get the mayonaise jar mug.a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.
Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!
by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010
Get the mayonnaise jar mug.The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!
by vernon dutton January 21, 2004
Get the wide mouth mayonnaise jar mug.when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022
Get the Mayonnaise Jar mug.by Joe November 16, 2003
Get the mayonnaise jar mug.When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.
Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
Mike: Yea....
Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.
Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
by FASTASSCRASS July 23, 2007
Get the Warm Jar of Mayonnaise mug.A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025
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