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mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014

mammary glands 

The subjects mammary glands display an increase in size in reaction to the surgery.
mammary glands by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

mammary intercourse 

A sexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen that often lands on the chest, neck and chin of the female is often referred to as a pearl necklace. Also known as titfucking.
Mammary intercourse can be combined with fellatio to perform a titfuck blowjob.
mammary intercourse by AJAW February 18, 2005

Mammary Stick 

A memory stick or card which is used for the exclusive transportation or storage of porn.
Jim: "Dude, is that a 16GB mammary stick you've got there?"

Dude: "Sure is. 16GB of the finest boobs the porn industry has to offer."

Jim: "Mammtastic!"

Dude: "You got it..."
Mammary Stick by Doggstarr September 9, 2009

mammary foam pillow

Boobs so comfy you can use them as pillows
I like to lay against my GF and use her chest as my own personal mammary foam pillows

Mammary Fuck 

Ay yo girl, you wanna mammary fuck!?
Mammary Fuck by Jay Hawke October 30, 2009