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Noun

A failure to convey an idea or emotion in an email communication, due to the impersonal nature of text.
Jan didn't understand a word of where I was coming from in that email.. it was a complete mailure.
mailure by Jake Rodgers May 28, 2008
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Anytime you do something that would be considered an extreme or ironic failure when sending any type of mail (i.e. email or letters). This can be augmented with the words epic and absolute.

just straight up fucking failing with anything involving mail or internet
When you are sending extremely private or revealing information via email and accidentally clicking the "reply all" button. then epically fail resulting in a mailure
mailure by krinky81 January 3, 2010
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[Fission Mailure] 

A word of which was founded when swapping the first letters of the phrase "Mission Failure"
1. A Complete Fail
2. The Act of Mailing A Fission
3. "WoW YoU F41L 50h4rd u n00b! Tr0l0l0l0l0l!!"
(Man is masturbating)Ohhh Babbyy hheerree iitt ccoommees!!! 'squirt' Whaaa????!!!! "FISSION MAILURE"

Man you real Mailed your Fission when you passed out at your wedding bro (ALL)"FISSION MAILURE!!!"
[Fission Mailure] by DatOneNigga February 14, 2012
the hilarious way people pronounce measure.
what is the maisure of angle 6?
maisure by hwatmaisure March 11, 2015
Maluree is a kind hearted female. She is always there to talk to and will listen. She is the most beautiful person in the world.
Maluree is the nicest person you will ever come across
maluree by 💅🏻 June 11, 2019
a complete try-hard, A Maclure always likes to think he is cool and he always thinks he's hot when he's not and he tries to flex his jawline but the truth is he doesn't have one. I feel bad for Maclure because they always think that. they are the best.
Omg Why are being A maclure
maclure by kjwefnjkse f November 23, 2021
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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