GOD (in a sexy 17 inch form factor)... Lessreading, more worshiping... Yes that means you, hurry up... YES YOU!!
Q. What would happen if Chuck Norris drank a bunch of Power Thirst and had unprotected sex with a NASA supercomputer.
A. He'd start power-spawning 400 XPS M1730s.
A badass cheek filter respirator used by the United States military during the Gulf War, usually worn with an M6A2 chemical hood over it that only adds to the badassery. Similar to the M17 but with the addition of a drinking tube.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.