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Lunch Meat n’ Beat
When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
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Lunch Ninja
The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.
Three guys arguing about who is more badass.
Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.
Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.
Guy 1: Bullshit!
Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.
Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.
Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.
Guy 1: Bullshit!
Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.
Lunch Ninja by Wrench93 April 8, 2009
Lunch Nazi
An incredibly rude or insanely strict cafeteria worker. They like to make mountains out of molehills and make you stay after lunch and clean up the tables for talking in a whisper.
Lunch Nazi by Zhen-10 October 9, 2007