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A person who is lazy and looks flabby, possibly a pedophile. A lumpis has a feminine voice and a comb over for hair. If you see someone that looks like a lumpis turn around quickly!
Me: I saw a lumpis downtown today
by Tube_Sock September 12, 2018
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A pro gamer that gets all the girls. He has a big pp and is super hot.
I just met a Lumpi.
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by Hot guy Lumpi November 13, 2019
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Cute beings, generally of the male sex. They love to make music and dance the macarena. Their favourite foods include smoked oysters, kraft dinner and peanut butter. Although, they’re not generally very cuddly creatures, their sense of humour makes them great adventure partners.
That lumpi Marc is fun to be around!
by Schnitz December 07, 2017
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