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Lumberjack Smack 

A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.
After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.
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lumberjack smack down 

When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees
"ladies welcome to friday night lumberjack smack down, everyone down to their knees"

Lumberjack Sack 

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
Lumberjack Sack by the R&L book February 9, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004