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man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.
by Wageslut December 16, 2015
mugGet the man lumbermug.

Lumber Mans

Stupid Bozo, High Bozo, Or A Person Whose Selling The Bag.
Bro Jayden Stop Selling The Game Your Being A Lumber Mans
by Sjwhehd December 4, 2021
mugGet the Lumber Mansmug.

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