Lukewarm coffee

when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus

man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again

by idakothetricky June 27, 2012

lukewarm beans

something is cool, but not as cool to deserve the term "cool beans" therefore is moderate or temperately lukewarm

fuckboy: *sends generic dik pik*
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.

by santafucks June 4, 2015

lukewarm tang

Often believed to be mythological, this well preserved, room temperature vagina has been witnessed engaging in such acts as penile insertion. As to not confuse lukewarm tang with the orange drink, remember that said vagina belongs to a female and does not inhabit a foil pouch.

I'm snagging that lukewarm tang later if it's on the menu. Shamwow.

by the big dipper February 16, 2009

lukewarm diarrhea

Lukewarm diarrhea is the exact opposite of hot shit.

You think you're hot shit but you're more like lukewarm diarrhea.

by Thequick April 24, 2008

Lukewarm Minute

A separate form of the terms "Hot Minute" and "Cold Minute"

Means seconds.

Danny : "Hey man, wanna come over and play some fortnite?"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"

by simonthedigger May 29, 2018

lukewarm

A widely used word to describe something.

It could describe something extremely cheap or stupid.

It can be also used as a insult

"you're such a lukewarm bastard"

"don't be lukewarm"

Kid1-"you're an idiot" kid2-"you're lukewarm

by derek dj samuels March 6, 2008

lukewarm christians

people who say they are christians and try to cram it down other peoples throats but cannot live up to the bibles commandments

lukewarm christians are "christians" who are divorced (adultery), living in sin (adultery), cheats on their wives with gay lovers (family values politicians), drinks and dances (an ultimate sin for the baptist slanters), goes to strip clubs, votes republican, who gossips and gives people nasty glares b/c they are judgemental like their version of God, who is a bigoted racist, sexist, anti-everybody-different-than-themselves, sadistic asshole or cunt, and very largely from Texas. They love to make their beliefs the laws of the land, that is, the ones they pick and choose conveniently to suit their sinful lifestyles.

by notgoingtohelllikechristians October 9, 2009