Love Train 

A big circle of lights made by the president using a blue rabbit man and the corpse of Jesus Christ that makes the person inside really damn lucky.

Johnny Joestar: no you can't hoard the corpse all for yourself
Funny Valentine: haha love train go brrrrr

Love Train by DioSama69 September 9, 2020

love train 

A large group of people having sex in a line. Very modern.

Me: "Hey who's up for a love train?"
You: "I know I am!"
Everyone else: "ME TOO!"

love train by Lovely Lauren August 12, 2004

love train 

A line of latvian meer cats linking tails whilst having sex, thus resproducing at a world record breaking rate. Usually to the tune of 'Holidays are coming'.

Fo' Shizzle my < love train > nizzle

love train by Tomás March 27, 2003

Love Train Selfie 

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

Love Train Selfie by That other old guy June 8, 2016

Triple Love Train

This sexual needs a fridge. You start by having a refrigerator you then get a condom shit piss and cum in it but make sure it is only filled halfway freeze it for 43 hours. once it is ready you insert it into an anus until it softens up you then want to put your dick in the condom until you cum some more you then do doggy with the condom while explaining D4C Love Train and after all of this you get your girl or anybody else to massage your back

Eww your dick REEKS

Cuz I did a triple love train last night

Ohhh that makes sense

Triple Love Train by Javiairlines April 14, 2026

Triple Love Train

This sexual needs a fridge. You start by having a refrigerator you then get a condom shit piss and cum in it but make sure it is only filled halfway freeze it for 43 hours. once it is ready you insert it into an anus until it softens up you then want to put your dick in the condom until you cum some more you then do doggy with the condom while explaining D4C Love Train and after all of this you get your girl or anybody else to massage your back

Eww your dick REEKS

Cuz I did a triple love train last night

Ohhh that makes sense

Triple Love Train by Javiairlines April 14, 2026

period i love the train 

not much to say but i love the train 🚂

S: Let’s take a train to Times Square

M: period i love the train🤪🤍🚂!!!

period i love the train by ILoveDaTrain February 14, 2022