A waste of life. this type of person loves to brag about sexual encounters that they will probably never have. This type of person loves to gossip. This type of person will most likely be 40 and single and live with their parents.

I wish i wasn't such a louiser back in college. Now no girl will go out with me

louiser by davidpags May 11, 2009

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Louiser

when someone randomly takes out their knife in a shooter game, and then takes their gun back out

This dude just pulled a louiser

Louiser by eltonthepaleoartist October 8, 2022

Lake Louise

1. A parallel universe in Alberta, Canada where you get laid, you get drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.

2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft and girls don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.

3. A place where a church night is something exciting.

I came here, got laid, made some money and friends and went back home. It's Lake Louise you know.

I'm living the Lake Louise lifestyle. It's really unhealthy.

Lake Louise by odilegr8 October 11, 2012

Emma-Louise

Emma-Louise is one of those girls you'll be thankful you met. At first, she may come across as shy but you'll soon find out she's anything but. She's known to be extremely kind and considerate of others. Don’t let her kindness trick you - she's so nice it seems fake. She gives good advice and is always down for a deep conversation. In relationships, she can be a bit clingy, but it shows she cares. As a creative, she can be extremely talented at dancing, music and the arts. If you know an Emma-Louise, keep her around.

Person: "You're dating an Emma-Louise? I'm Jealous..."

Person: "Why is Emma-Louise so cute?"

Emma-Louise by MarkWritesStuff January 18, 2019

Marie-Louise

Marie-Louise's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Not only is she amazing in bed.... but Marie-Louise's are also extremely fun, caring, intelligent, VERY funny, beautiful, have perfect boobs, perfekt ass and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! Advice: never compare your body to Marie-Louise's.....because she will ALWAYS win! They are the epitome of classyness and leaves every woman jealous of her looks...YET they can never figure out why she dates men who don't meet anywhere near her crudentials....Don't worry about that Marie-Louise. Marie-Louise's are always 2 steps ahead of their man and due to her cofidence and beauty, Marie-Louiseis ALWAYS wearing the pants in the relationship. People are left in aw saying...
Did you see Marie-Louise today? She looks beautiful!

I love Marie-Louise! She's HILLARIOUS

I wish I had Marie-Louise!
People are left in aw saying...

Did you see Marie-Louise today? She looks beautiful!

I love Marie-Louise! She's HILLARIOUS

I wish I had Marie-Louise!

Ass, boobs, beautiful, amazing, Marie-Louise

Marie-Louise by Murmeldyret1997 June 1, 2013

Louise Brooks

Louise Brooks was a fantastic writer, dancer, flapper, and silent film star known for resisting hollywood’s misogynistic studio system as well as her spectacular performance in both Pandora’s Box and Diary of a Lost Girl, directed by the acclaimed GW Pabst. Later in life, she would find a new purpose in writing essays and comments on film and hollywood. Many of them are found in her book, Lulu in Hollywood.

Person 1: Have you seen Pandora’s Box before!?
Person 2: Yeah! Louise Brooks was legendary as Lulu!!

Louise Brooks by Will ;) July 4, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026