Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.

Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!

by Lt. One-Eye October 4, 2006

Lord Dark Helmet

Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader

Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"

Lone: "What's that make us"

Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing

by Trogdor January 27, 2006