Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.

Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!

by Lt. One-Eye October 04, 2006

Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

Lord Dark Helmet

Some guy trying to imatate Darth Vader

Lord Helmet:"Lone Starr I'm am you brother's couisin's uncle's second roomate"

Lone: "What's that make us"

Lord Helmet: "Absolutley nothing

by Trogdor April 25, 2003