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Loner Stoner 

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.
"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."
Loner Stoner by Ben Gump August 28, 2009

loner stoner 

when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed
"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)

loner stoner 

A person with no friends that spends their days in a corner doing drugs.
Meredith: What's that weird guy doing in that corner?
Trish: Looks like he's doing drugs.
Meredith: Seems to me like a bit of a loner stoner.
loner stoner by dust123 September 20, 2009

loner boner stoner 

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,
oh look at that loner boner stoner
loner boner stoner by meech123 June 12, 2009

Stoner the loner 

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
I got the weed from stoner the loner
Stoner the loner by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016

Stoner the loner 

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
I got the weed from stoner the loner
Stoner the loner by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
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