A city in south western Ontario. It was going to be the capital of Canada until the war of 1812 made it unsafe. Even though the British (including Canada) burnt down the white house and kicked America's ass. We thought It'd be safer to use Ottawa as our capital. It is a fairly large city divided up fairly geometrically. You know your from London if you know what EoA is. It's a decent city with plenty of bars and a bit of a hobo problem. But hey? that's what makes it interesting.
him-so dude did you just move EoA?
her-hellz yeah man, i guess this means that i lost all your respect.
him-I guess so : (
her - i hate living in the sault.
him - move here to london ontario. i'll put yah up.
her - kick ass. yeah... i hate urban dictionaries need to put the word in a sentence.... fucking hell.
her-hellz yeah man, i guess this means that i lost all your respect.
him-I guess so : (
her - i hate living in the sault.
him - move here to london ontario. i'll put yah up.
her - kick ass. yeah... i hate urban dictionaries need to put the word in a sentence.... fucking hell.
by I MAKE WAFFLEZ. March 3, 2009
London is a city of about 360 000. It is situated in the heart of south-western Ontario. The downtown area is currently undergoing a major re-juvination. City Hall has put a lot of money into the new John Labatt Centre, to host the London Knights OHL hockey games. They also invested in a new public library which was voted the best in Ontario. London is a great place to live, and raise children. Just don't go down Buley St, Cascade St, or anywhere near Ontario St if you're not prepared to protect yourself. London is the friggin best city in all of Ontario.
by The Police April 19, 2004
The shittiest shithole in Ontario
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
by sarahsam January 25, 2007
A medium-sized, mostly working class city located between Toronto and Detroit. London is home to a small number of white supremacist and neo-nazi groups.
by mothafocka August 31, 2010
Tons of bars to go to. Every night there are special deals in each bar/club. The places are packed with hot ass girls that are so easy you don't even have to say a word for them to want you. Gyros and Burger Burger are the best places to close your night with a gold medal, and have some greasy food. Simply one of the best cities to party at in whole Canada.
London Ontario Nightlife is the best
by LondonnNight February 1, 2016