To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.
The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.
by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019
Twisted logic that seems tailor-made to frustrates you. This kind of logic has two common reactions on discovering the answer: If the well written, the answer will make complete, brilliant sense in hindsight. Otherwise, the clues that would have led to the solution seem so out of left field that it leaves the one wondering "how was anyone supposed to think of that?"
by akefur July 26, 2010
A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.
Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!
Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!
Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!
by DreamStatic February 24, 2012
A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.
The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.
by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012
Opinions dished out from sheltered suburban mothers in Facebook comments, blogs, and their favorite coffee clutch that are based on intuition and rumor, rather than science, deductive reasoning, and a well-reasoned perspective.
"I am sick of all the mommy logic in the comments section! Why do these people all think they are an expert on vaccines/politics/social policy/news headlines/etc."
by Crumpet Connoisseur April 4, 2014
by Kayia online December 22, 2019
Thinking that expends the least amount of effort possible.
Thinking that encroaches on others and achieves subpar results.
Thinking that encroaches on others and achieves subpar results.
Example of Nigger Logic:
Leroy: "Damn Rastus, you're still not done rebuilding that wooden fence?"
Rastus: "I'm done."
Leroy: "aight, I saw that huge piece of plywood and figured it was work-in-progress."
Rastus: "naw dawg, when I ran out of cedar fencing from Leroy's property, I finished the fence with plywood I found in my attic."
Leroy: "aight, aight"
Rastus: "where might a brother hook hisself up with some sheet rock? "
Leroy: "Damn Rastus, you're still not done rebuilding that wooden fence?"
Rastus: "I'm done."
Leroy: "aight, I saw that huge piece of plywood and figured it was work-in-progress."
Rastus: "naw dawg, when I ran out of cedar fencing from Leroy's property, I finished the fence with plywood I found in my attic."
Leroy: "aight, aight"
Rastus: "where might a brother hook hisself up with some sheet rock? "
by brotherup October 4, 2013