Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.

Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?

by colla93 May 31, 2011

Log Jammer

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.

Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.

by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009

Log Jammer

When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.

So I gave Heather a ride on the Log Jammer last week, she hasn't talked to me in since.

by Christifori July 16, 2008

log jammer

When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.

After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.

by Byerly May 20, 2005

log jammer

a term usually used to desribe a gay man, though exceptions can be made. It refers to the act of anal intercourse.

Those two men yonder are log jammers.

by clair3000 October 20, 2006

log jammer

When one shits into anothers asshole, and the same shit is returned to the owners asshole. The shit is passed back and forth between assholes... Much like a sort of "hot potato" game.

James and Eddie did the Log Jammer! I walked in and saw them!!

by MorgazmHAH December 06, 2007

log jammer

when you poop in someones mouth then make them give you head.

i hate that bitch i want to give her a log jammer.

by matt krizzle February 03, 2004