The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
by FMJ Javelin April 13, 2021
Get the Lock And Cockmug. 1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
by MadamexXx March 2, 2009
Get the Lock, Stock, and Cock Blockmug. Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.
"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"
"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009
Get the Locked, cocked and ready to rockmug. by TheBellwether November 2, 2017
Get the Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Redmug. The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.
Bill: yeah no problem.
Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
Bill: yeah no problem.
Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
by Froogielicious January 14, 2010
Get the Lock out with your Cock outmug. person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s
person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison
person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up
person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison
person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up
by Calp55 January 1, 2022
Get the locked up rocked up cocked upmug.