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lloyd pour

A very generous pour of straight alcohol, typically whisky, of at least 3.5 oz
Wow. You almost filled the glass - that's a lloyd pour!
lloyd pour by Murf72 August 12, 2017

aaron lloyd fuller

Our Lord and Savior, the man who revived Roman culture, Aaron Lloyd Fuller is a role model to all students at amsa. Known for populating iPads instead of going on a paper chase, and squatting constantly.
“Dude who’s your favorite teacher?”

Definitely Aaron Lloyd Fuller.
aaron lloyd fuller by Jisgay February 7, 2018

Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.
"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

On Lloyd 

Means your being for real, no sarcasm intended
That girls had as fuck, on lloyd!
On Lloyd by Andylax9 November 9, 2018

Sneaky Lloyd 

The act of stealing a girl's first kiss. It is gender exclusive, and can only be done by a man who has kissed at least one girl before. It finds a new level and meaning when used to describe a "batter" that is Over .500 for taking girls first kisses divided by his total kisswork. Though aggressive and sloppy, it is still wanted which is disgusting.

Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Dave: Yo, did you see Kenny pull another Sneak Lloyd last night?

Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.

Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.

Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.

Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
Sneaky Lloyd by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020

Lloyd Doyley 

A professional footballer (and general legend) who plays for Watford FC. Can also be used as a marker for general perfection.
John:How's your cake Tim?
Tim:It's good but it's no Lloyd Doyley!
Lloyd Doyley by Estuary Hornet August 11, 2011