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Lipstick Apathy 

The myth that is Lipstick Apathy. The legendary band comprised of four gorgeous girls. Blinding guitars, a passionate drummer, and the voice of a fallen angel. So many questions have been posed throughout history about this phenomenom: Who were these girls? Where did they come from? Did they ever really exist?
"I saw Lipstick Apathy play last night. They totally rocked. At least I think they did. I mean there were only three, and one was a guy...but I think it was them...uh..."

bimbo "I saw Lipstick Apathy last night"
dude "No shit? But I heard they only play to audiences of inbreds and animals..."
bibmo *blush*
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Lipstick Apathy 

The myth that is Lipstick Apathy. The legendary band comprised of four gorgeous girls. Blinding guitars, a passionate drummer, and the voice of a fallen angel. So many questions have been posed throughout history about this phenomenom: Who were these girls? Where did they come from? Did they ever really exist?
"I saw Lipstick Apathy play last night. They totally rocked. At least I think they did. I mean there were only three, and one was a guy...but I think it was them...uh..."

bimbo "I saw Lipstick Apathy last night"
dude "No shit? But I heard they only play to audiences of inbreds and animals..."
bibmo *blush*

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016