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jack'o'lion 

Jack'o'lions are a rare sight to see in its habitat of Ireland ( only ever found in Ireland )
Jack in coleraine tends to be of the jack'o'lion sort.

Harry : Oh shit ! Its a jack'o'lion
Sam : run ! or it will kick the shit out of us !
jack'o'lion by Some guy April 1, 2005

THE LION OR TIGER BLANKET

FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.
YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.
The most interior, posterior secretion of a lion's uvula.

a greasy substance commonly found smeared on the bottom side of the mineral rocks in the mines of cambodia used to produce orange tree. the lion fuckin smears it on the rock himself and inhales the heavenly aroma. tis a palindrome.
The big girl used her fingertip to apply the lion oil to a private body part...the elbow, thus making it the greasiest area on her sculpted figure, forming a grease reserve.

like a lion on a cheesegrader 

something that nobody understands, like when someone says some random crap and you dont understand it
jackass: suck my jagon
me: wtf? thats like a lion on a cheesegrader

Bring the lion out. 

It means to "take out the big guns" or show them their full potential. It also can mean to bring their bravest/strongest team member if in a sport.
Friend 1: We're losing to them 1-2!
Friend 2: Bring the lion out.

Friend 1: She didn't wanna play since her ex was here.
Friend 2: What? Bring the lion out!
Bring the lion out. by qwwqwww October 4, 2020

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof 

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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