Lindsey Lohan

she was really cute as a child. and... now she's an extremely slutty whore.

"Hello everyone. Have you seen my cocaine? Apparently i lost it when screwing 3 guys at once with my gigantic boobs."
-Lindsey Lohan

by raineyyylikebam May 3, 2008

Lindsey Lohan

A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.

Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.

by notlying2ya March 15, 2011

Lindsey Lohan

a nasty little ho bag that goes out with men 5 times her age.

like bruce willis and that guy from "that 70's show"

by xxjustafacexx February 26, 2006

Lindsey Lohan

It's when you go out to a club, get really trashed on booze and drugs, and party until the wee hours of the morning.

It's my birthday and I'm totally gonna do a Lindsey Lohan tonight!

by Mistah Razzmatazz October 9, 2005

Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lohan a ho who has fake boobs. Comes with warning *may fuck your dad*.

Lindsey Lohan made my parents split up.
Becky stop being Lindsey Lohan.

by Notsocool November 8, 2006

Lindsey Lohan

A talentlackingfoolLindsey Lohan is slightly,(only slightly!) better than her rival the ever so sickeningly sweet Hilary Duff.

Lindsey Lohan: I bet you can't be as sluty as me Hilary!
Hilary Duff: You're on bitch!

by K-FedUp May 24, 2006

Lindsey Lohan

noun. A serious actress/singer...

See whore, slut, Lindsey Hoe-han, hoe bag, fire crotch, and skank.

Today in celebrity new, Lindsey Lohan contracted a sexually transmitted disease *pause* ....again.

by Jet Lee November 20, 2006